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This guy is literally advertising what a major douche he is.

Adweek picked this up from abcnews because it’s advertising related. I love Adweek. It’s like a play-book for the soap opera that is our advertising industry. Ohmilord, this guy …you know what his problem is?… His problem is that he is so effin’ ffugly he’s worried nobody would ever wanna fuck his sorry ass ever again, so he’s hounding this poor woman, whom he can’t even prove had an abortion, because he’s afraid it might represent the final and last time he might ever have a chance …ever again. And you know what, he’s right. Ain’t no woman in her right mind would wanna be fuckin’ his sorry-ass fugly self. Better he should be campaigning against the war on drugs, because if a woman is stoned out of her mind, he has a slightly better chance of getting laid again if she’s stone cold fucked in the head.

April 29

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March 4

styleite.com

February 19

http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/nonfiction/feature-interview-mary-roach/

January 24

Stupid Nail Stuff

this is how lame i am, if you’ve seen my nails, you know that i like to keep them clean and short, and i think fake nails are gross. I don’t mind a fun manicure, but I seriously prefer a more sophisticated not sleazy look. It’s along the lines of how i wouldn’t get a tattoo, because I love my skin, and i have no desire to permanently damage it. So like, why am i so lame to almost buy this kind of junk? (just showing you how silly i can be!)

January 22

SHOW & TELL.: What I listen to when I work:

paperalligator:

I’ve gotten into podcasts in a big way over the past year. It’s pretty lonely when nobody is in the studio but me and the pup, so human voices chatting has really helped that out. Plus when it’s informative, so much the better! Here’s what I’ve been enjoying. (I think there’s some I’m forgetting…

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gooddecisionashley:

stonerparty:

thefilmjunkie

ughhhhhhhhhhh oh my godddd whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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gooddecisionashley:

insideoutnight:

bruce lee scaring white people.

iwant2bu

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gooddecisionashley:

beatles bromance.

(Source: mystikspirals)

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gooddecisionashley:

coketalk:

These types of shitheads are everywhere in my industry, and they are the bane of my fucking existence. One of them recently wormed her way up from the assistant level into my department, and I’ve spent the last couple weeks trying to teach her how to wipe her own ass.

I liked her well enough at first. She’s hot shit, barely old enough to drink, and loves telling everyone about her fashion blog. (Yeah, it’s a tumblr.) For about fifteen minutes I even thought she might have protégé potential.

Unfortunately, she’s useless. The bitch can’t be bothered to lift a finger if it’s not something she considers fun, and when she finally gets around to doing the job she’s paid to do, she fucks it up so badly that I have to do it all over again.

The worst part is, she refuses to acknowledge that she has anything to learn. In her mind, she’s fucking perfect. The bitch can do no wrong.

That’s why I’m firing her tomorrow.

It sucks, but she’s left me with no choice. She called in sick this morning after refusing to work late last night, which is her passive aggressive way of daring me to get rid of her. So be it. I don’t have time to babysit a lazy, self-important little brat who wouldn’t know a hard day’s work if it joined her for a manicure on her lunch break.

I’m pretty sure tomorrow will be the first time in her entire life she’ll have to face adult consequences for her behavior.

I dunno, maybe she’ll learn something from it.

omg coketalk is forever my main bitch and idol

(Source: coketalk)

January 19

thedailywhat:

Fun Fact of the Day: And by “fun” I mean STOP SOPA.

[@skulled / pleatedjeans.]

January 17

One of my favorite movies for the clothes...

Remember Clueless? I did. I know it was a bit… fluffy & light-weight - a LOT lighter than I am, so i envied these girls and their wardrobes. It made for a really fun little movie. That still holds up. I’m still jealous of how they can wear knee socks, a trend i had already grown too old for.

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I’m glad i found this cover version from the “If I Were A Carpenter” album, one of my all time favorites. One very heartening thing? This song has been reblogged so many times, it just goes to show you that when we are feeling all alone, there’s a whole bunch of us all doing it together.

danielacamus:

“Goodbye To Love” (The Carpenters cover) by “American Music Club”

I’ll say goodbye to love
No one ever cared if I should live or die
Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by
And all I know of love is how to live without it
I just can’t seem to find it

So I’ve made my mind up
I must live my life alone
And though it’s not the easy way
I guess I’ve always know

I’d say goodbye to love
There are no tomorrows for this heart of mine
Surely time will lose these bitter memories
And I’ll find that there is someone to believe in
And to live for something I could live for

All the years of useless search
Have finally reached an end
Loneliness and empty days will be my only friend
From this day love is forgotten
I’ll go on as best I can

What lies in the future is a mystery to us all
No one can predict the wheel of fortune as it falls
There may come a time when I will see that I’ve been wrong
But for now this is my song

And it’s goodbye to love
I’ll say goodbye to love

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I really actually prefer the cover song to this, by The American Music Club, on the awesome cover song release, “If I Were A Carpenter” - i will try to get that on here. But even the original is awesome in it’s own right. Especially considering the “fuzz guitar” break, very 70s rock ballad, it’s like they foresaw these kinds of ballads and sure enough they were ahead of the game when it came to rock ballads, almost helping to define the very genre itself.

aboveourshatteredminds:

it’s just ridiculous how much this fits with my life right now

January 12

designersof:

I didn’t have any work today… so I did this. :O This is my 2nd go at custom type? Mmm, anyways… enjoy!

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